Thursday, December 27, 2012

Skunked At The Skunk Hunt Part II


Having briefed me on the mission details, Chad and I agreed to commence “operation skunk” on the upcoming Friday evening after the golf course closed for the day. I knew that if this mission was going to be successful, I needed a support team. So I called on my two cousins, Karen and Traylor. We all agreed to meet at Chad's house in Florence. 

That Friday, in the living room of Chad's apartment, we inventoried our gear to make sure we had everything we needed. Our inventory included:
  • 3 - .22 caliber rifles
  • 100 rounds - Conical Ball Cap Low Velocity .22 Rifle Ammo
  • Full camouflage dress for all four people
  • 2 - 1,000,000 candle power spot lights
  • 1 - night vision monocular 
  • 1 - hand held gps receiver
  • 4 - hand held flash lights
  • 1 - 30-pack Bud Light
We loaded our gear and jumped into Chad's tactical issue Toyota Camry, and drove to the staging area. 

The golf course sat just below a lake dam. It had a main drive that ended at the club house, which then turned into a dead end, gravel, and maintenance road. The maintenance road went around the back side of the course, ending at an adjacent field next to the course’s maintenance building. 

The plan was to drive to the end of the maintenance road. Then use Chad's key to open the locked gate that kept people from driving back to the maintenance building. We would then hide the car in the maintenance building, borrow a couple golf carts, and use the carts to locate and destroy the skunks. 

Just after nightfall, we drove to the end of the road, and unlocked the gate. However just as we began to pull the car through, we noticed headlights coming down the road! In a rush to remain unseen, we quickly shut off the car, locked the gate, unloaded our gear, and dove into the surrounding brush.

It seemed like an eternity as we waited for the car to creep down the gravel road toward our location. Our hearts almost stopped as we saw the car pull up and stop on the road less than fifty yards from where our car was parked on the other side of the gate.

Through the darkness we saw shadows move in front of the headlights. Then we heard the sound of laughter as four teenagers begin to set off fireworks. Breathing a sigh of relief, we grabbed our gear and started back toward our car. We were nearly back to our vehicle when Karen yelled, “Get down, here comes another car!”

Sure enough, down the lane came yet another vehicle, but this one was driving much faster than the first one had. Also seeing the other vehicle, the teenagers extinguished their fireworks, threw their beer bottles into the ditch, and peeled out of there like there was no tomorrow!

As the teenager’s car sped past the oncoming vehicle we were able to read “City of Florence Police Department” on the side. The cop quickly began to turn around to pursue the teenager’s vehicle when his headlights shined on our tactical Camry parked on the other side of the fence. The golf course side of the fence…The wrong side of the fence.

-To be continued…


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